Newbie in pic-blogging

Hyee , Hollaaa ! Hanving a Mucho Gusto dayyy ?
*tak tawu ? translate please :)*

Hari ituuu , I went to


Awwww , sangat best ! Aku ambil




Wahhhh ! And aku pasti . Nak makan Satu benda ni mesti kena ada




Yang banyaaaaaaaaaak ! Pehhh , kalau takde duit . mmg x makan lahhh benda alah tu . Ini pun ade orang treat akuu . HAHA , but then . aku tgk orang yang kerja tu



Hmmm , aku dapat bayangkan betapa bosannyaaa kerja disitu


Sangatt bosan !
Aku dah bercadang lepas



Aku nak kerja bagi orang makan jelahhh . HAHA . Boleh kan ? sementara menunngu masuk mane-mane IPTA ke .
Papepun , doakan aku dapat straight



Yeeeee ! Thank you !

P/s : Aku teringin nak buat post gambar jee . nilah jadinyaa . Maklumlahhh . Kau x kan kenal !

MUHAMMAD NADZMI MUZAFAR kan selalu merepek tak tentu arahhh ! :D

dedicated to .

Heyyy mister ,

Well , Aku raseee aku dah lamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *okay panjangnya A* tak update bloggggggggggggg ! Hmmmm , rindu aku dibuatnyaaa . Haihh -,- Blog . Blog . Kenapa lah kau comel sangat , Sampai boleh buat aku rindu kau ! haihhh -,- Aku nak kahwin dengan kau lah ? Boleh kan ? :D Heee , malu2 pulak Blogg ni .

Okayy2 , NadzmiMuzafar sekali lagi dan lagi dan lagi merepek . Takpe , korang x kan jemu tgk aku merepek . HAHA .

Anywayy , Aku nak ucap kepada F3 tahun 2011 yg mengharumkan lagi nama sekolah dengan menambahkan lagi bilangan straight As tuuu .

Tepuk lah tangan siket awak . HAHA. Macam tu lahhh !

Aku bangga betul lah tengok Junior-Junior aku semakin pandai ! -,- Okayy , mmg nampak mcm sebak tapi aku cakap mmg betul . Hayyy , please lahh ! Ini MUHAMMAD NADZMI , die tak kan menangis punyaaa .
Errrr -,- kau x percaya ke ? Hmmmmmmm . and Hmmmmmmm and Hmmmmmmmmm :/

Okayyy , dah lah tu asyik cerita pasal f3 je nadzmi oii . Tukar lah ceritaaa . HAHA .

Nampak nyaaaa , ade orang jeles lah aku cerita pasal f3 . Die nak suh aku cerita pasal die letewwwwwwwwwwww ! HAHA , Kan Kan ?

Okayy2 , nampaknyaa . masa pun dah lama tolak tambah darab bahagi jadi tinggallah beberapa hari jeww nak balik asramaa . Maksud aku Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Seksyen 18 . Yeee , ni hah . Amik Kawwwwwwwww !

Sayanggggg sekolah ni ! Kau ape tawuuu ! Aku semua benda sayanggg !
Cehhh , jeles lah tu -,-
tak apelahhhh . aku x nak cerita dah lahh . cukuplah sampai sini aje .

Kbai .

This blogg is for form3 2011 . so , pikirkan lah ye maksud tersirat this post :)

Mysterry Storyy (Part 2)

Woohoooo .

Mesty sema tertunggu-tunggu kan . Aisehhhh , Okayy2 . jangan marah yee , kalau marah-marah nnty cepat tuaaa . Jappp , mmg betul ke eh kalau marah-marah cepat tuaa . aku mcm nak buat eksperimen . Tapii , AKU MASIH MUDAAA .

Well , kita continuee lagi ye cerita pasal budak kecik ni . But sebelum tuuu . aku nak cakap yang budak ni sgt chubbyy + gemokk mase kecikk . But , bila dah besar budak ni mcm tinggi and kurus sangat *Blinggblingg*

Okayy , Budak ni selalu jugaa memperasankan diri sendiri tak tentu hala

Back to past please Nadzmi . Can ?
Okayy2 , Where were we . Hmmmmm , budak ni kan hilang semasa ibunya dipanggil . Ibunyaaa mencari2 di manaaa budak yang COMEL + GEMOK ni . Thenn , tidak sampai dalam 30 minit . Satu taman rumah budak ni riuhh rendahhh mencari akuu .

Mesti korang banyak persoalan kan ?
Mane budak tu pergi . Diculik ? Dihilangkan ? Lari rumahhh ? Kidnapp ? Okayy , Kidnapp and diculik same je -.-

Hmmm , satu taman cari akuuuu . Nadzmiii ! Nadzmi ! Pehh , sangatt takut masa ituuu . Semua perasaan bercampur baur . Mak budak lelaki itu aku dapat merasakan tangisannyaa .

Cari . Cari . Cari . Cari ...

Tiba - tibaa , Jiran memanggil-manggil ibubapa budak lelaki ituuu . Mereka cakap Anak mereka ada di tepi...

My goddd . Merekaa semuaa terus bergegas ke JALAN BESAR taman akuuu . Thanks to the Goddd that save this boy from anyy accidents

Cubaa korang semua bayangkan . Orang yg lalu lalang tidak pelik ke ada bayi yang hanya berumur dalam lingkungan 2 tahun merangkak sorang-sorang di tepi jalan .

Dan aku masih lagi pelik , mcm mana budak tu boleh melintas jalan tamannya dn boleh sampai ke jalan besar . Hmmmmm . Syukur kepada Allah .



P/s : This is true storyy AGAIN :)

THE END

Mysteryy movie (PART 1)

Holla and A very good evening to youuu !

Todayyy , I want you to bringg all of you back to past .

Jom , kita naek TIME MACHINE aku baruuu ciptaaa .

Nak tengok ? Heeeee .

Its Superrr Fantastic Cool New TIME MACHINE .

okayyy , I can explain . It does'nt look the same as the picture above . My TIME MACHINE is wayyy more cooler than this . Trust me , You are gonna love it :}

Okayyy , up aboard ! HAHA . whyy ? Is it too dusty to youu ? Urghhh ! Nak kena vacuum juga keee ? Haihhh -,-

Okayy . DAH ! Jom naik ! :D

SHOOOOOOOOO . . .

In 1995++ ,

One dayyyy , Live A baby name NADZMI who lived at Batang Kali . And there's a mysterious thing happen . *Jenggg jenggggg*

Well , the storyy is . . .

When my mom and dad wanted to go to hospital to scan my lil 'o' sisterr inside my mom tummiess , she called me and said "AMI !" . Thennn , the house is quiet as a err . . *ehh ? Quiet as a APE ea ?* Okayy , never mind . Thenn , my mom called me again . Then , the house was still quiet . OH GOSHHH , where that kid could be !

*Seriouslyyy , This freaking me out . You tooo ? Goshh , Looks like we have the same feelings .*

Okayy2 , back to storyy . The kiddd is Gonee !

*yeahh2 , like GONE IN A FLASH .*

Well , what happen next ? Is the kidd still alive ? Where could the kid gone ? Stay tunedd .

*WOIIII ! Kau punya cerita bajet nak sambung jeeee !*
Sape Woii ? aku Nadzmi lahhh ! Yang paling hebat tuu ! Tak kenal kee ?
*Ouhh , Kenal2 . Maaf.*

TIME MACHINE takde minyak . Harap maaf .
Kbai .

P/s : This is a true story . thank you

to be continued . .
Mysteryy movie(PART 2)

Times in the world

Heyyyy . Miss me ? Yeahhhh ! I know you do . Wahhwah , tak sangka akuu .
*kelip-kelip mataa*

Todayy , yesterday and also yesterday ? So many thing had doneee . Well , Ape yang aku perasan dalam dunia yg semakin indah ni. Semakin menarik rasanyaa . Tapi , bila aku GALI GALI GALI balik sebalik indah dan menarik ini . Sebenarnyaaa , ada something . It's the test from the god Allah to all of us . Hmmmmm , very interesting stories right ?

Okayy , aku tawu korang semua boleh fikir ape statement aku kat atas ni .okayy x nak cerita panjang-panjang dahh . HAHA . Back laterr , aku ade lihat satu video menarik . Act , takdelah menarik sangat .
Its call I SHOULD'NT BE ALIVE .
Okayy , tajuk cerita ni pun macam tak bersyukur je kan . Tuhan dah bagi hidupp dekat muka bumi ni . HAHA -,-
Sebenarnyaa , cerita ni tak delahh nak menunjukkan Kesyukuran die tu tinggi ke tak .

Cuba kamu semua bayangkan , kamu berada di tengah-tengah

Dan jugaaa kamu berada di tengah-tengah lautan belantara tiba-tiba darah kamu masuk dalam laut dan ada



OhhMyGodd . Mestyyy , kita akan fikir takkan boleh survive .
But , thiss video tells the true storyy about this such chaos that someone will hope to survive .
And that person Did survive .

Okayy , Muhammad Nadzmi yang korang kenal ni takdelahhh pulak tetiba . takde angin takde ribut nak bagi blogpost yang Berpengajaran . Selalunyaaa , Sukaa mempersankan diri sendiri jee . Tapi , this post really makes me think deeply . Sesungguhnya , ajal seseorang itu Allah tidak akan melambatkan walau sesaat atau cepatkan walau sesaat .

Thank youu .

So much for a man :)

Hello

Errr -.- Again want to sayyy , Do I look a jusco salesman to youuu ? Yess ? No ? Ohhhh , come on lahhh ! jawab lahhh cik adik oii . HAHA . Ape dieee ? mmg betullah aku jusco salesman ? haha . okayyy ! anoyying nyaa :)

One dayyyy , I go to thisss mall :

Well , when I just grab a clothhh , and Someone saidd :

Stranger : Eh ? Is this Muhammad Nadzmi ?
Ndz : Ouh yessss ? Why ?
Stranger : Ouuuuhh Myyyy ! I have been really luckyy enough to meet you !
Ndz : Ehhhhhh ?

Okayyy , Tipuu . Aku takdelah sampai satu dunia kenal akuuu . Setakat , Kawasan perumahan akuu tu bolehh lahh ! *Sapu2 bahu* Okay , Bajet ! Here is the real storyyy .

Stranger : Adikk ! Saya nak size 66 ! *okayy , tipuu jugak . besarnya saiz 66*
Ndz : (Buat bodohhhh)
Stranger : Adikkk ! ! ! *siap cuit akuu*
Ndz : Ehh ? Makcik pggl saye keee ?
Stranger : Yelahh , nak size ni !
Ndz : Errr , saya bukan salesman di sini .
Stranger : Ouh yekee ? haha , Maaflahh ye .
Ndz : (tergelak dalam hati)

Dah terbukti lahhhh , Muka aku ni mcm salesman sana ! TIDAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK ! Aku tak nak jadi salesman juscoooo ! NOOOOO ! Okayy , overnyaa . tak apelahhh . Pengalaman melucukan . HAHA .

Okayy , nak promote balik .

Video Aspura - Jamuan Akhir tahun Asrama 2011

Kbai .

Phone Enthusiasm !

Holla + Assalamualaikum

Well , how are you guys ? feeling great ? Yessss ! Atta Boyyy ! And girls too . Well , those who still have paper in your SPM . Good Luck ! Please beware of your healthh . Coz , if Health dissapears , then ur SPM will dissapear too . This one I call Nadzmi's LAW !

*okayy , aku baru terfikir sebab tu aku tulis*
-____-'

Anywayyy , this morning . I wake upp then I open my handphone . All I could see jus OLDYYY GOOOD BLACK screen . Wow ! it must have no batteries . Soooo , I checked my wardrobe . I took my charger and go to the power supply . *okayy ! Aku pelik simpan charger dalam almari baju* Then , I plugged my handphone to the charger . Suddenly , Oh GODD . Why is my handphone still BLACKYYYY like my friend's hair . Okayy , Nadzmi sekali lagi pelik . kenapa mesti rambut kawan die . Macam rambut sendiri takde jee . Okayy2 , back to story . Oh godd , what should I do . Think Nadzmi Think !

Hmmmmmm , Light Bulb !

Otak Nadzmi dah bergeligaaa dah tu . Dalam hati , " MAMAAAAA ! Nak phone baruuu . PHONE lama ROSAAAAK . Nak Handphone yg ade ni :

*wahhhh !

Or ,

* Woooooo !

Or ,

*ahhhh !

Can mamaama ? OH PLEASE PLEASE ! "

Tapi , aku cakap dalam hati jugaaa . kalau aku cakap macam tu . Tak pasal2 kena tepek tangan free kat pipi akuu .

*Sabar-sabar*

then , suddenly . Teringat I cabut battery dr phone semalam . ERGHHHH . Silly me !
Buttt , ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH !

Melepass phonee baruu . Huhu . Benci BATTTERYYYYY ! Aku Benci KAUUUU !

*Nadzmi2 , ape nak jd dgn kau ni . Allah dah tunjuk dah battery kau letak tu . Sepatutnya kau bersyukurrr .

ermmmm , yelahh ! Sayang BATTERYYY ! HAHA .


# Okayy , sampai sekarang aku tak tawu kenapa aku cabut battery semalam ? Hmmm,
# Jangan lah jadi macam orang kat atas tuu , Tak reti nak bersyukur .
# Teringin nak tukar phone !

Kbai .

What a good guyy :)

Assalamualaikum .

Hello , who's here ! Ahhh , if it is'nt an old fellow .
Awwwww ! Just look at him , He is more handsome right now *blinkblink*
Termenung ape lahhh tu , aku rase ade lembu kot tgh berenang dalam tasik tu .
Sebab tu die macam interested je tgk kat dalam air tu .

Saje start dengan gambar Nadz . Almaklumlahh , untuk penaik selera siket untuk baca post ni . Kan Kan ? ^^ . Ouh well , aku ade terbaca something kat news . Ade berita tentang seorang wanita mati dirogol oleh seorang LELAKI . WHATTTT ! sampai macam tu sekali . Ada jugak LELAKI ditahan reman kerana melakukan jenayah . aku terpikir jugakk . kat dunia ni hanya LELAKI je kee yang buat jenayah . asyik-asyik lelaki je yg aim target . Buat malu jantina je . haihh , Okayy . Sebenarnya , tu selingan je . Saje rase nak tulis . Aku berasa sangat malu di sini .

*lap-lap dada menenangkan diri*

Anywayy , Mama selalu cakap ! " NADZMI MUZAFAR ! Go do your revision ! "
And I said , " Okayyyyyyyyyyy ! "
Few minutes , " Nadzmiiii ! What are you doing ! "
"Revision Ma ! "
" Good ! "

padahal duduk dalam bilik dengan computer . HAHA . jujur betullah aku ni .
Haih , kalau cuti-cuti ni disuruh belajar . Memang payahhh ! Kalau bolehh tu , sampai nak kena menangis lah nak bukak buku tu .

*tapi , aku x menangis okayy . Thank You

Haihh , Cmon Nadzmi ! Kamu tu nak SPM next year . Kalau kamu still macam ni , harapan tipis Nadzmi . Kalau kamu tak capai ape yang sepatutnya , SUSAH HIDUP NADZMI ! Ingat ape pesan Ibu kamuu . Ingat ape pesan Ayah kamuu ! Ape yang dieorang suruhh ? Dieorang mintak satu jee . Belajar lah Nadzmi !

*Nadzmi dengan segeranya mengambil buku Chemistry F5 dan membacanya*
*blinkblink*

Tadi , aku pergi buat gambar passport . Nak tgk ape hasilnyaa ?

Okayy , ni keling mane pulak ni dengan kulit yg gelapnya rambut pun kerinting tak tentu arah .

*Jangan lah perli akuuu . HAHA

Haihh , aku rase . camera orang tu pelik ouhhh , Muka aku dah comel2 die tangkap mcm ni pulak . Aku rase die setting kat camera die . Mode KELING + KERINTING kowtt .

*perasan sangat Nadzmi ni .

Anywayy , wanna say HAPPY BECOMING BIRTHDAY TO MY YOUNGEST SISTOOO . This Saturday .

Allah selamatkan kamuu .
Allah selamatkan kamuu .
Allah selamatkan HANA NAZIRAH .
Allah selamatkan kamuu .
Jenngg jeng jeng :)

Kbai .

having much trouble with AGE

Nadzmi : Suffian ! Ape benda yg die naik tapi tak turun-turun ?
Suffian : ermmmmmmmmm .
Nadzmi : Mase tu ade orang yang mmg aku tak kenal tanyaaa . tapi tak tahu nak jawab apee .
Suffian : ermmmmmmm .
Nadzmi : Kau asyik ermmmmmmmm je . sampai bile tak jawab .
Suffian : ermmmmmm . . .
Nadzmi : OIT !
Suffian : Errr . . .
Nadzmi : errr , ,

(dua-dua bengong)

2012 is coming . I will be going 17 , haisehhh . sekejap je dah nak habis alam persekolahan . FORM 5 to be yokkkk . teringat UPSR , PMR . Hahahaah . Rindu zaman bebudak duluuu .
GO GO PAWERRANJERS ! ALTRAMEN cuhhuchuuh !

ultraman


power rangers

*Niceeeeee ! Okayy , Maluu . HAHA

Wowwwww ! okayy , enough with that . HEYYY ! knock it offf ! hmm . love it very much okayy !

PMR ! okayy , very nice moment to rememberrr :) Yeahhh ! speaking of PMR . Semoga tingkatan 3 2012 SMKS18 mendapat keputusan yang cemerlangg ! 14 Days to go yokkkk until ur result come out ! well , this 22 december will determine your fate after this . Some of them will transfer transfer school . Some of them will stayy even got a promotion to another school ! Haha ,

# Aku terasa sebab aku tak pindah padahal dapat SBPI TEMERLOH . Padan Muka Aku

Well , for those who transfer . I wish you all goodluck with your new school ! I see that someone has sit for the MRSM test a.k.a UKKM ! # Sangat susah . Someone has done its request for transfering . good for you all .

To people who stay at SEKOLAH MENENGAH KEBANGSAAN SEKSYEN18 . try your best wherever you are . it does'nt mean that you stay that SERIOUSLY COOL , FUN , INTRESTING SCHOOL you won't get BEAUTIFUL & GORGEOUS results . * okayy , banyak nye ADJECTIVES . Its just you need to try your best what ever it takes .

STARTS and ENDS at the same school :

Proud *terharu*

Conclusion : Everyone getting old . *Mcm tak kena je conclusion aku ni*

Kbai

Detik-Detik Manis

Holla !

Welcome back . Today , MUHAMMAD NADZMI MUZAFAR would like to talk share a story about how to be a good boy . First of all , be patient LIKE ME . Second , help others LIKE ME . Third , do whatever it needs to do LIKE ME .

Conclusion : Just be like Me . Ur gonna love it ! Its EASY as ABC
# This tips is only for those who hate me .
# Nadzmi ! stop maing fun of ME !

Thank You .

Detik Manis #1

Nadzmi ! Nadzmi !
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT ! ! :O
Want your SIGN pleaseeeee ! PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASEEE !


# Wow ! Am I dreaming ? Oh well , today must be my lucky dayy

HEYYY ! Wait a minute. Ur not Nadzmi that we Want !
-_____-' err .
We want NAZMI FAIZ MANSOR !
But .. But , Nazmi and Nadzmi have the same look ! SEE

Proof :

Same kannn ! :D
*err -,-

Detik Manis 2#

MOMMMM ! I need to go to toilet pleaseeee !
Of Course Honeyy , be careful okayy :)
Okayy !


(WALKING . WALIKNG . WALKING)

Hmmmm ....

Well , Here goes nothing . I will go to the

Err -,-

Welll Share Your Own Detik Manis ! :D

p/s :Don't try this at home or anywhere

Study Study Study ! :D

When we talk about study ! Everyone will bang their head . Toss their books away . Scream like a Tyranosaurus Rex . And also Bomb their heads away .

# okayyy , this is far too crazy -,-

Well , ade orang cakap belajar sampai lah ke negeri CINA . Tapi . . . . I don't wanna go to CHINA -,- The real place I wanna go is

• US
• LONDON
• MESIR
• JORDAN

Wahhhhh ! so , excited ! can't wait . But wait , NADZMI have a BIG PROB . what am i goin suppose to do with this books ? I can't just sit here and READ !

-_______-''

Sejarah SPM

Alamakkkkk . nak pergi Overseas . tapi , sejarah pun tunggang langgang bin terbalik tak tentu arah lagi . haha.
tak boleh jadi Nadzmi . You have to do something ! Bak kata cikguuu , kamu minum je air rebusan buku SEJARAH SPM . Hmmmmmmmmm ,
Sound Intresting ! :)
Tapiii , Kalau ape2 hal . Aku nak KAUUUUU yang hantar gi hospital boleeh ? PLEASEEEEEE :(
I'M BEGGING YOUUUUUU ! -,-

okayyy2 , Muhammad Nadzmi . Cntrl siket -,-

I don't want my Slip going to be like this

SIJIL PELAJARAN MALAYSIA
Nama : Muhammad Nadzmi bin Muzafar
I/C : 950517-14--7267

Bahasa Melayu A+
Bahasa Inggeris A+
Bahasa Arab A+
Mathematics A+
Additional Mathematics A+
AQS A+
PSI A+
Sejarah D
Biology A+
Physics A+
Chemistry A+

WHATTTTTTT ! This Can't be happening .
Truth : Thats not me :)

Everything gonna be Poooofffff like dust !
truth again : thers no such thing as poofffff like a dust

SO PEOPLE ! I Muhammad Nadzmi Muzafar would like to call all the Teenagers , Kids , Children & Many moreee . Please and please and please . Do ur Best In Your exam ! Don't be like the black bald guy up there . HAHA , Joke .

All the BEST :)

New :)

Hye and a very good night to all . Well , don't want to talk much :) kalau dikira dengan jari . ini blog aku yg ketiga . HAHA , banyak kan ? errr . okayy , terus terang aku cakap . yang laen tu tak berapa nak 'active' . So , aku cuba untuk ACTIVE kan yang ini ! Maaf lah ye .

Well , ape nak cakap lagi yee . errrrrrrrr -,- aduhaiii , malam2 mcm ni sangat membosankan . kalau lah diberi ikan depan akuu . dah lame aku cicang kan die . Kalau lah ade ayam dah lame aku gorengkan die . haih -,-
# Menunjukkan sangat bosan .

Kbai :)